1) My Appa and Patti, the two without who I would have not been enjoying today, still don't get any thing back from me (neither money nor affection). On the other end, the girls for whom I have bought drinks in the Pub (which is actually their salary), has started their own business back in their country.
2) Working for 4 years, still don't have 4 cents has savings. Sometimes, I will not even have money for my Shavings. I have 4 credit cards, with no more credit in it, all used up. Still paying the min-due only.
3) Still falling in one-sided love even after 2 dozen love failures. I myself don't understand why the hell, I like falling in one-sided love. Anyways, I will elaborate more about this in my Coming Soon blog about my one-sided love stories.
4) Paid 1200$ for my Jan 2009 mobile bill, which would have been only 100$ if I had used a calling card. But I excused myself, because I didn't know about the calling card then. But still paying 500$ + per month, which could have been 50$ only with a calling card. "What the Hell?", I guess that will be your feeling now.
5) Writing blogs about my Vedalam and then send a email to my three friends and make an ISD call to tell them, I sent them a email. (This is how I touched the 1200$ bill, all useless calls).
6) I am making a list here, you may think that at least now I realized. You are right not. I am making the list, so that I can have a interesting blog, which my fans can have good time reading. I know what are you thinking,
"Ivan, Urupadavaemaatan".
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
3 Mistakes of life
Non-Disclaimer: I am the Vedalam, the Vedalam is me.
It's almost a year, since I started writing about the Vedalam and it's almost a year since I wrote anything more about the Vedalam after the first blog. Obviously the reason is lazy to write and got lot of useless things to do.
"3 Mistakes of life" , doesn't mean there are only 3 mistakes one can commit in his life. There are many, currently the Vedalam is doing its third big mistake (not counting the small ones).
Vedalam definitely did a exceptional job in the first two mistakes. I am surprised about his capability. All the mistakes are not technically the same. He is having a broad range of "mistake-ing skills" and have very good learning attitude.
If you think, learning attitude, means learning from the mistake, then you are making a mistake. Here, it means, learning how to do the mistake more efficiently and increase the damages for the owner.
Vedalam has brought in lot of damages to its owner and he will continue to excel in its performance. I wish him all success in its current mistake and continue to do more mistakes, with some mercy for his owner.
Yours damagingly,
Vedalam.
P.S: :-) You made a mistake by wasting your time in reading this blog.
It's almost a year, since I started writing about the Vedalam and it's almost a year since I wrote anything more about the Vedalam after the first blog. Obviously the reason is lazy to write and got lot of useless things to do.
"3 Mistakes of life" , doesn't mean there are only 3 mistakes one can commit in his life. There are many, currently the Vedalam is doing its third big mistake (not counting the small ones).
Vedalam definitely did a exceptional job in the first two mistakes. I am surprised about his capability. All the mistakes are not technically the same. He is having a broad range of "mistake-ing skills" and have very good learning attitude.
If you think, learning attitude, means learning from the mistake, then you are making a mistake. Here, it means, learning how to do the mistake more efficiently and increase the damages for the owner.
Vedalam has brought in lot of damages to its owner and he will continue to excel in its performance. I wish him all success in its current mistake and continue to do more mistakes, with some mercy for his owner.
Yours damagingly,
Vedalam.
P.S: :-) You made a mistake by wasting your time in reading this blog.
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Evalavo Saaptutom, Idha saapuda maatoma?
Recently one of my colleague took me to a Asian Cuisine. The Restaurant appeared like a costly one. Every thing was neatly arranged, very good hospitality, very nice ambiance. Waitress over there took us to our tables.
Unfortunately, I don't know their language(Menu card was not in English) and their food, so I asked my colleague to order the food for me.
We started with a beer and some starters. The starters were great. Then the main course came. It was also looking good. I had my serving in my plate. I was just about to start, I noticed a small insect in my plate. Ahwaaaaak, how come a restaurant so big, can be so unhygienic. I told my colleague to complain and change the dish.
He replied me back, "Hari, what else you expect in a 'Beetle fried rice' "
I was like :-O
Thanks for bringing me there.
Unfortunately, I don't know their language(Menu card was not in English) and their food, so I asked my colleague to order the food for me.
We started with a beer and some starters. The starters were great. Then the main course came. It was also looking good. I had my serving in my plate. I was just about to start, I noticed a small insect in my plate. Ahwaaaaak, how come a restaurant so big, can be so unhygienic. I told my colleague to complain and change the dish.
He replied me back, "Hari, what else you expect in a 'Beetle fried rice' "
I was like :-O
Thanks for bringing me there.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
I am Hari.
Synonym of the Day
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Carelessness = Hari-ness
If you ask me to describe myself in just Three words, it will be, Ambitious, Self Motivated, Dedicated and Sportive.
When in college, most of us will have an ambition. My Ambition in college was, if some one asks me "hey, do you have any arrears", I would want to say "Yeah, just a dozen". Believe me, it is not something you can achieve easily. You have to be highly motivated and dedicated.
It took 5 hard working semesters to achieve that. Now, some one asks me, I will proudly say "Yeah, just a Dozen".
I don't want to stop there, I want to achieve more. This time, my girl is my motivation. Yeah, for the first time, I was behind a girl and she never even look at my side
P.S: The latter information is not very important, so kindly ignore.
I already had a Dozen, now I want to go more, I choose to go till "xx" because "xx" is my girl's roll number and it took 2 more hard working semesters to reach the goal. This time it was even more difficult, still I managed.
Some one with these kind of unique ambitions should also be highly sportive. If you ask me, yes, I was highly sportive. I would like to mention a small incident here. In our college, Students with standing arrears can't attend Campus Interviews. And my class representative was taking the list. She was asking every one, and when my turn came, she asked me "Do you have any standing arrears". I said, "No, I don't have any standing arrears ..................... everything sleeping, for 6 semesters". She was about to spit, don't know why she didn't. She went on with the next person.
Anyways, I think I did justice for those Three words which described me.
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Carelessness = Hari-ness
If you ask me to describe myself in just Three words, it will be, Ambitious, Self Motivated, Dedicated and Sportive.
When in college, most of us will have an ambition. My Ambition in college was, if some one asks me "hey, do you have any arrears", I would want to say "Yeah, just a dozen". Believe me, it is not something you can achieve easily. You have to be highly motivated and dedicated.
It took 5 hard working semesters to achieve that. Now, some one asks me, I will proudly say "Yeah, just a Dozen".
I don't want to stop there, I want to achieve more. This time, my girl is my motivation. Yeah, for the first time, I was behind a girl and she never even look at my side
P.S: The latter information is not very important, so kindly ignore.
I already had a Dozen, now I want to go more, I choose to go till "xx" because "xx" is my girl's roll number and it took 2 more hard working semesters to reach the goal. This time it was even more difficult, still I managed.
Some one with these kind of unique ambitions should also be highly sportive. If you ask me, yes, I was highly sportive. I would like to mention a small incident here. In our college, Students with standing arrears can't attend Campus Interviews. And my class representative was taking the list. She was asking every one, and when my turn came, she asked me "Do you have any standing arrears". I said, "No, I don't have any standing arrears ..................... everything sleeping, for 6 semesters". She was about to spit, don't know why she didn't. She went on with the next person.
Anyways, I think I did justice for those Three words which described me.
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Say NO to Spectacles.
Why "Say NO to spectacles", my friend asked me. He is wearing one, and he don't want to agree with me. Many people tried to convince him to switch to contact lens, still he was not convinced.
I said, Hey dude, better switch to lens, or else, every time, when you have to kiss your girl you have to remove your glasses and..... without your head lights on you may end up kissing in her nose. So, think.
I said, Hey dude, better switch to lens, or else, every time, when you have to kiss your girl you have to remove your glasses and..... without your head lights on you may end up kissing in her nose. So, think.
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